Okay… get a copy of the Daily Telegraph and open it up… then close it and find the jobs supplement on the peach coloured paper, turn to page A6 and there I am… keep looking, second column from right, 11th name up!

I’m told that I should be getting a named mention in the Daily Telegraph tomorrow in honour of me becoming a Chartered IT Professional. I shall be running to the paper shop early in the morning to see if I am indeed famous.