1. Children under 2 + Sand = a mess. If he wasn’t eating the sand, he was rubbing it in his eyes, or crawling as fast as he could to the nearest rock pool.
2. Don’t forget to put sun cream on yourself
3. When taking children to the beach, always use your wife’s car – it will get filthy.
4. If bathing the children t0 clean off the sand after a beach visit, don’t put them both in the bath together because the younger one will lay a floater causing the elder one to scream.
floater scenario made me laugh. i can picture it now