Dreams of a lunatic?

October 14th, 2009 3 Comments »

Every now and then I’ll go through a spate of seemingly random yet vivid dreams, the sort you can still remember quite clearly once you wake up. Anyhows I’m currently going through one of these dreams-of-a-mentalist phases so I thought it only appropriate to share my lunacy with the world.

Monday night I found myself in a queue waiting to go on stage for an X Factor audition. Poppy was in the queue with me because Vicky and her sister Helena had already been on stage for their audition and I was only doing it to help make them look better (nope, I didn’t know if they’d gone through or not). Once I got on stage (I only recall Simon Cowell being there.. lots of shiny lights on my face so I couldn’t see the audience) I sang some Shirley Bassey and Tom Jones numbers – I strangely don’t remember what songs they were, but I was quite good which means this is confirmed as being a dream and not a prem0nition. To finish off my long-winded audition, for comedy value I then sang in the style of Eric Cartman off-of South Park, which is believable. And the dream ended….

Tuesday took the bizarre theme and multiplied it some. I was David Mitchell filming an episode of Peep Show.. I was the actual David Mitchell. We were filming an episode which was taking place in a room which looked half like my grandparents living room at one end, and the other end some sort of old fashioned kitchen from the Victorian era. Robert Webb was there too in character and was painting a picture for Big Suze. The painting in question was a very large piece of canvas on to which he was making brightly coloured prints by dipping various pieces of home entertainment equipment in to paint and then blotting them on the canvas. All this was carefully supervised by the father of my mate Mike (Mike/Mr H/Sir, if you’re reading this, yes, you) who was acting as a consultant advising the best way to use home entertainment equipment as paint spreaders. I recall a flat screen TV and an amplifier being used to paint with. I/David caused quite a few problems with the filming of this scene because I got the giggles and couldn’t stop laughing. We agreed that this scene will have to go in the out-takes for the DVD. And the dream ended….

That’s two dreams so far… I’ll let you know if there’s more tonight. Any budding Freuds please feel free to let me know your interpretations! Joseph doesn’t seem to be able to help me much yet due to the lack of corn / star / skinny and fat cow related references.


Instructions for dummies?

October 12th, 2009 No Comments »

Leading on from the Sony Reader Touch review, I thought I’d share with you this little excerpt from the user manual (see attached picture saying “Do not poke people using the supplied stylus.”). Seriously, how much of a problem are stylus related assaults that Sony felt the need for this warning to be included?? They might as well include things like “Do not use stylus to clean your ears or pick your last meal from between your teeth”…..

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Sony Reader Touch: Review

October 10th, 2009 3 Comments »

Vicky_reader2This time it isn’t my gadget… this review is based on Vicky’s opinions of her new toy. Okay, so her voiced opinions maybe slightly skewed as the object in question is her 30th birthday present off me, but I’m sure they’ll still be valid. Today’s gadget is the Sony Reader Touch (PRS-600). Is it a book? Is it a gadget? Yes to all of the above. It is digital book… the screen is a special e-ink display which is intended to look exactly the same as n0rmal printed text. The 2GB memory card can hold literally thousands of books simultaneously and the battery is able to last up to 2 weeks with daily use. I preloaded the reader with a few public domain books downloaded from Project Gutenburg and Feedbooks which included a number of well known classics, but you can also buy ebooks from major online book sellers such as WH Smith, Borders and Waterstones in the ePUB format. As well as ePUB, it will also let you read ordinary .txt files and .pdf documents. This particular e-reader includes a touch-screen allowing you to use your fingers to select icons, choose books, turn the page (slide your finger across the screen) or even make handwritten notes using the included stylus.


And now for Vicky’s opinions: She gets on well with the e-ink display and can read it as easily as any book. She does see issues for some people though due to reflections on the shiny screen and the need for more ambient light to see the screen clearly. She is also a fan of the touch screen, but not when it comes to turning the pages, preferring instead to use the normal ‘clicky’ buttons. On the subject of page turning, she has also commented that the e-reader makes it easier to read a book while feeding Joseph – she can use a single hand to hold the book and turn the page, whilst holding Joseph in her other arm. Vicky is also able to download books all by herself! I didn’t need to intervene – she browsed the sites and saved the ePUB files straight to the SD card. This gadget should save us some weight when we go on holiday next year taking just this one book with us instead of the normal bag full she can get through, my only concern is water. A normal book, if it gets wet, can be dried out on a radiator or at worst replaced for a few pounds. A e-reader, if it gets wet, it’s bu.. er, scrap. I think I’ll have to get her an Aquapac for it for pool-side reading.

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Windows Home Server: Review

October 9th, 2009 3 Comments »

This isn’t a new product, it’s been out for around 2 years now but I’ve only just recently started to use it. The idea behind Windows Home Server is that it sits innocuously in your home permanently switched on. Every night it will power up all your home computers (Windows based ones that is) and back them up completely. If you accidentally delete a file, all you need to do is open the Home Server Console and restore a backup. All the restored files appear as whs_backupsa new drive on your PC so you can drag and drop them to wherever you want. Taking the backups a stage further, if your PC itself fails to boot, Windows is corrupted or maybe you clicked on a dodgy web site link ;) then fear not… bung the Windows Home Server Rescue Disc in the CD drive, boot the PC and it’ll connect to your home server and within a few minutes (10 when I tested it) your PC will be back to where you left it before you installed that free Britney Spears screensaver that seemed wipe your hard drive.

The second use for the server is a glorified file storage system. Instead of storing your personal files on your PC, store them on your Windows Home Server. By default you get a folder for your personal files, one for photos, one for videos, one for music and one for recorded TV (for another story…).whs_folders So I lumped a 1TB hard drive in the server and transferred all the data on the NAS to the server. Note that in my screenshot that Replication is off, if you have more than one hard drive in then the server will automatically make sure that a copy of your data exists on at least more than physical drive, so should a drive fail you don’t lose your data. A remote access feature also exists so you can log on to the server from pretty much any internet connection and access your files, and even remote control your PCs back home.  Hard drive capacity is broken down by folder so you can easily see how much you are using, and there are useful pie-chart breakdowns should you be interested. Media streaming is pretty decent too, certainly no worse than the Linkstation but disappointingly lacking in customisation. When you connect to the server from a media streamer (such as the PS3) you get a confusing breakdown asking if you want to search by artist, album, title, etc… When you organise things in sensible folders anyway that functionality is useless and untidy – I always select the ‘folders’ option so it would have been nice to be able to remove the unwanted ones.

whs_pluginsIf that’s not enough for you, then functionality can be expanded through add-ins. All of these are 3rd party and of varying degress of quality, but the essential ones for me so far are the Advanced Admin Console which lets you run any application on the server (useful for sharing printers), a Torrent plugin, and a web customisation plugin for customising the web interface with additional links / content.

Overall I’m very pleased with it…it’s based on Windows Server 2003 and compatible with anything compatible with that OS, but it does miss one significant feature: there is no built in option for backing up your data from the Windows Home Server to another network device. You can plug a usb drive in and manually back data up, but you can’t schedule an automatic backup to your exising NAS without installing additional software and writing / scheduling a couple of scripts. Here’s to hoping that this functionality is added in the future.

Why I hate Renault

October 8th, 2009 5 Comments »

I’m on Megane number 4 at the moment. I started off with a Renault 19 in 1999 as my first car, quickly replaced with a 1996 Megane in 2000. A few years after that I had a 2001 Megane Coupe, and now we have a Megane Scenic. I don’t know why… they’ve all had their problems (the second Megane’s main problem being that of a large lorry and a hedge). My Megane Coupe, as much as I liked it, suffered with electrical problems quite often – all 4 ignition coils failed at one point or another and I should have taken the hint from the RAC guys who always carried a spare one as they fail so often. The digital dash display also failed and had to be repaired. So why am I a little surprised to find that the electronic parking break has failed on my Scenic? It’s already had 3 out of 4 ignition coils fail so why not. What I wasn’t expecting is a bill from Renault for £660 covering (mostly) a very expensive replacement parking brake computer, labour, diagnostics and finally replacement cables to replace stretched ones which I’m told caused the failure in the first place.

This, I have to say is the final straw for me and my Renaults. I would like to state categorically right here, right now, in front of you readers to act as witnesses: I will never, ever, purchase another Renault. Ever. Not even if Nicole, taking a break from Vic and Bob, seductively adorns the bonnet clad in only a garlic themed bikini. Not even if they offered me a lifetime supply of Le Dairy Milk. Not even if it was pimped to the max with computers, gadgets and mouldy smelling cheese. With onions on a string. And a blue and white stripy jumper was supplied as a free accessory. I hereby call for a boycott of all things Renault, I mean, come on, they even try to cheat in F1. Or maybe they didn’t and their brakes just failed on the bend due to a faulty brake computer ho ho ho. So, no more va va voom. Stick it up your ABS. Who is with me?!?

Unless of course they give me lots of free access and accomodation at Disneyland Paris.