Vicky phoned me up today at work to let me know that our delightful daughter had very cleverly used her potty to do a number 2. However she had then proceeded to pick it up and use it as if it were a crayon before walking over to mummy and declaring “come and see mummy, drawing with poo”. Apart from the mess all over the sofa, Poppy required a shower and two baths. There was also evidence to suggest she may have eaten a bit of the poo too. So, Poppy, in return I will be telling this story to any boy you ever bring home as a favour in return!
So, to my mother and father – buy leather, and buy cheap… Poppy will visit your house soon I’m sure!


